But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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