lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Everyone says I win the strip club
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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