i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
