He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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