Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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