omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Randomize
