He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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