can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I supernannyed him into submission
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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