I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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