Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
And then he peed in my hair
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