Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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