i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
When did angry sex become our thing?
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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