i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
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