Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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