with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
My brain says no but my pants say off.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Randomize
