I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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