i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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