very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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