I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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