That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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