This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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