i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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