So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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