Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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