we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
My ATM looks so different sober.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
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