I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
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