Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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