yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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