We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
