I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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