No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
