Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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