Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
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