Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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