I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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