yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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