i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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