You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I party with great urgency now.
Pooping to opera.
Randomize
