So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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