So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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