I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Welp...herpes.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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