for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
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