Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Randomize
