she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
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