so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
