They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Never underestimate the power of titties
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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