if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Buhtt sex?
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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