Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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