Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I'm determined to sit on that face.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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