After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Drunk is not a location!
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
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