Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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