I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
The Olympian is in my bed
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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