I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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