How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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