Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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