small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Drunk walkin through police station. America
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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