p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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