It's Friday. Sex?
Duck Duck Cougar?
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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