similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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