yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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