BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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